bag-colored 

A nondescript answer alluding to any real information. Thus avoiding the snitch hat.

"What color was his hair?"
"i don't know, bag-colored"
"What color bag?"
"You know, bag-colored, any color bag, fuck!"

bag-colored by chipchip November 20, 2012

Gayer than a bag full of rainbow colored rubber dicks

Used to describe something or someone that is very gay.

Look at Justin's shirt. That thing is gayer than a bag full of rainbow colored rubber dicks.

Gayer than a bag full of rainbow colored rubber dicks by c/council February 21, 2011

Colorado Bag Juggler 

When a female is sucking a dudes balls then the ball sack rips. She takes your balls and starts to juggle them. Then she proceeds to shove them in your mouth in a very hostile way.

last night becky gave me a colorado bag juggler... nasty

Colorado Bag Juggler by Bartledoo June 10, 2011