a short blonde girl who dyes her hair as much as a balding old man is a hoe bag bitch she tells secrest and shits on orphon puppies just for laughs she enjopys licking dog dicks on rainy after noons and sometimes (when lucky) gets a taste of her cousins! the whole family jumps in on ths! :)
you ARE a hoe bag bitch
by yo mam so fat.... January 15, 2009
Ex Bae: I'm here for all my stuff.
Man: Gtfo.
Ex Bae: I deserve all this stuff faggot.
Man: Wow, arent you such a baby bag bitch.
Man: Gtfo.
Ex Bae: I deserve all this stuff faggot.
Man: Wow, arent you such a baby bag bitch.
by Chrismcmc December 15, 2016
A female douche bag. A douchess. A women who does the stupidest and most annoying things to embarrass herself, her man/woman and her friends. Most of the time starting fights, getting drunk as hell and loud talking whoever. This is not exclusive to party culture behavior. it's more open to classify any ignore behavior women are notorious for. It covers digital drama, cheating behavior or any other stupidity you can think of. A douche bag bitch just does it exceptionally well!
Natalie from the Bad Girls Club is always talkin' about "I run LA!" That douche bag bitch can't even run her own damn life! Can't keep a friend or a man to save her own damn life!
by Shiny Buster Baby June 9, 2010
by Fuckggzziswhereitsat June 2, 2016
a whore bag and a bitch all in one. you extremely dislike this specific person with a burning passion more than half the time.
emma: you won’t believe what happened.
sarah: omg what?
emma: my sister wore my green crop top to michael’s party and got gum stuck in it. she’s officially a whore bagged bitch.
sarah: omg what?
emma: my sister wore my green crop top to michael’s party and got gum stuck in it. she’s officially a whore bagged bitch.
by taylor.4.2.0 June 5, 2020
A dopewhore (drug addict female) that more then likely probably fucked every druggie u know plus passed around the homies backyards! This whore will fuck for residue that is left when the sack gone...anytime and place depending on how the drive...and if ur feeling a little spicy a little bit of crumbs and oh find out!
Me:
Did u find out what why ur man didn't come home last night?
You:
Yeah he was running with another one of our local dust bag bitches.
Did u find out what why ur man didn't come home last night?
You:
Yeah he was running with another one of our local dust bag bitches.
by #StopFakeIdentifyingasReal January 31, 2019
If one good girl is worth a thousand bitches and a bag = £1000. Then one good girl is worth a bag of bitches.
by Alison_G May 23, 2018