term used to describe an extreme hangover or other state of ill health.
" how was last night?"
" it was crazy, but i feel like a bag of smashed assholes today."
by ffejtable December 11, 2006
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how one feels after a night of too much booze and dope, and too little sleep
"i woke up in a ditch, and i want to puke, i pretty much feel like a bag of smashed assholes"
by khole March 28, 2006
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Usually used as a simile, to connote something rank, foul and generally disgusting.
Combat Instructor to young Marines returning from the field, "You all smell like a bag of smashed assholes!"
by USMCBear January 27, 2007
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The epitome of discomfort, as if a boy's choir were caught in a prison orgy and the remains were conveniently portioned in bag form. Commonly used to describe the effects of a hangover.
That was one hell of a party last night, but this morning I feel like a bag of smashed assholes.
by Geekdragon February 13, 2008
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Used to describe a very foul smell. Usually that emits from the gluteus maximus (buttocks). Equivalent to what a tipped over port-o-pottie smells like.
Damn, Paul just farted! That smells like a Bag of Smashed Assholes.
by pstage May 14, 2008
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