Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair

When somebody you know is dumber than a bag of hair.
A person consistently failing to understand anything you're saying.
When somebody is saying unintelligible nonsense.

1. He's Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair.
2. They're Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair.

Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair by Anthony Luka Davenport September 24, 2023

dumber than a bag of hammers 

when your cousin buford says somethin' REAL dumb and you turn to him tell 'im, "buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."

"buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."

dumber than a bag of hammers by rammymolnar May 14, 2020

DUMBER THAN A BAG OF HAMMERS 

When someone does or says something that either dosen't make sence or is just plan and down right stupid

some of the chick in my job are dumber than a bag of hammers

DUMBER THAN A BAG OF HAMMERS by NETTLES August 28, 2007

Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers 

Speachless.

As unvocal as a stationary sack of primitive kinetic fastening implements

"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."

Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers by UDPseudonym001 May 3, 2020

Dumber than a bag of dicks 

Stupid

She was "dumber than a bag of dicks" when she drove around drunk because that is stupid.

Dumber than a bag of dicks by Les mcclary February 24, 2019

dumber than a bag of wet mice 

Something or someone that is profoundly stupid or ridiculous,

Person one: The new Windows 8 operating system is so cool,

what do you think?

Person two: That statement is dumber than a bag of wet

mice,

Windows 8 is dumber than a bag of wet mice,

in fact YOU'RE dumber than a bag of wet mice

for sayin that!

Person one: You got really worked up about that.

Person two: I was just demonstrating what an awesome

phrase that is.

Person one: Well I think that that phrase

is dumber than a bag of wet mice!

dumber than a bag of wet mice by THESWORDMASTER January 7, 2013

dumber than a bag of rocks 

where an individual that is really off and not quite there yet with the rest of his population.

you are "dumber than a bag of rocks"

dumber than a bag of rocks by youpapa420 February 28, 2022