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Butter Bag 

Ingredients:

1/2 stick butter
One quart sandwich bag

Place 1/2 stick butter in bag...Place bag in microwave...heat to preference (recommend no more than 25 seconds).

Masturbate using butter bag.
Evan always ran back to the butter bag when his retarded, underage girlfriend was taken away by her parents.
Butter Bag by Stanky Mustache July 30, 2010

nutter butter tea bag 

It's when you wipe your ass from back to front while brushing the shit filled toilet paper against your nut sack. This will leave a decent amount of feces on your sack and in your ball hair. You then proceed to find a nasty whore that doesn't mind having a shit smeared ball sack dunked in her filthy mouth. "hence a nutter butter tea bag".
Shit on ball sack, dunked in a mouth. "Nutter butter tea bag"

Bag Full of Butterflies 

Aggressively homosexual
That man is gayer than a bag full of butterflies.” - Sean Davies

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008