Noun: a chick with a hot body in combination with a butterface, yet you still would like to hit it. You proceed to put a paper bag (or two) over her head so you do not feel bad when you tag it.

Verb: Putting a bag over a chick's face because you would like to hit it without seeing her face.
After admiring her nice ASSets for a while, she turned around revealing her horrible butterface. I turned to Pete and said, "Eh, I'd bag and tag that."
by PyroX April 16, 2003
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Putting a paper bag over some ugly bitches head and then tagging that shit until the sun comes up. (Maybe think about the olson twins or throw in a donkey punch)
It was a bag and tag situation
by Clark August 29, 2003
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when you aren't loking for a serious relationship but you still need to get your nut on, so you just pick up women, fuck em and leave em with a smile.

aka - 3 f's -find em, fuck em and flee
catch and release
hit it and quit it
i tagged and bagged all the females in your family, brotha!

I WILL KILL YOU TIL YOU DIE FROM IT, YOU SON OF A MOTHERLESS GOAT!
by cereal killa January 14, 2005
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It is what a guy usually says when referring to what he wants to do to a "butter face" or a girl with a really hot body but an ugly face. The action is when you have sexual intercourse with a "butter face" you must put a bag over their head, so as to not see their face. Making the act less awkward.
Man I would totally bang her if she didn't have a face." -"Dude, Bag n' Tag.
by PolishThunder777 January 18, 2011
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put a condom on and have at it. a play on words from the CSI procedure whereby anything that may contain DNA is put in a bag and labeled. In this case, the bag containing the eventual DNA (jiz) is the condom, and tagging it means to have a go at the pussy.
Inebriated guy tells the wild party gal that "he would sure like to get some of that", nodding to her crotch.
She responds: "bag it and tag it", as she first nods to his cock and then to her snatch.
by pornhorn55 January 18, 2010
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Used in the field of criminal investigation and forensics, "bag it" refers to putting evidence in a sealed bag or container, and "tag it" refers to the tag or label attached describing the contents and context of their retrieval. Bag it and tag it can also refer to a body bag and tag describing the deceased within.
They would gather any more possible or trace evidence, bag it and tag it, and take measurements of the rooms.
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Slang sexual term used to define using a bag or a mask to have foreplay and/or sexual intercourse with a girl who usually has a nice body, but an unattractive face.
She had a nice ass body, but a dog ugly face, so he just decided to bag it and tag it.
by J. Gramling May 9, 2006
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