an event in which an individual is defecating in a porta-potty and another said person proceeds to tip the potty over causing a situation in which individual #1 is wallowing in his or her own excrement
I was taking a dump, when I felt a nasty thump. I felt the potty tip, and I was covered in shit. Needless to say, I wasn't hungry, but I got a brown bag lunch.
by Mountie April 8, 2003
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When a person is eating out a girl and it stink so bad that they vomit in her vagina and then staple it shut.
"I Minnesota Bag Lunched that Bitch"
"Thats Fucking Gross"
by KizMiz August 15, 2008
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When you shit your underpants to the point where they are ooey and gooey just like the Caramel Guy from Candy Land and you slide them over a girls face.
Will Ferrel was so determined to be a movie whore all his life that he gave himself a brown bag lunch just to get the part of the drummer in the Red Hot Chili Peppers movie.
by BrianandAlexButtBuddies June 19, 2009
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A loser who brings a bag of lunch to a restaurant.
Man, that Jay Jablonski is one bag o lunch
by Bucky Buchanan September 30, 2006
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doing the favor of masturbating in a condom for a hungry fag.

after an early morning without breakfast the fag asked me to bag his lunch.
by American Whitner November 4, 2007
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the clean version of douche-bag; can be used in business situations.
Those lunch-bags totally stole our business plan!
by megeditor October 23, 2008
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eating out, as in oral sex - specifically outdoors.
"I just got done fixing her a lunch bag."
by fallacyb February 19, 2009
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