baffled

To be anally raped by a guy with a mustache.

It's understandable why he's not a fan of Magnum P.I., he was baffled as part of a frat stunt.

by baffled_youth February 24, 2011

baffle

To rub one's balls on their friend's waffle

Hey Ash, how does That baffle taste?

WTF

by Smashley02129 December 21, 2013

baffled

being high off of marijuana.

We took one hit of that chronc, and the boys were baffled!

by ray limon November 7, 2007

baffles

Sockie Norris's food truck.
Baffles is a mix between breakfast and waffles

Sockies food truck "Baffles" is becoming viral across the internet

by Norris nuts fan July 9, 2021

BAFFLED

An acronym for when you're having "one of those days". BAFFLED stands for

Bored
As
Fuck and
Failing

Largely at
Everything I
Do

I wish I could think of something fun to do, today. But I'm absolutely BAFFLED

by cranioDan11 August 15, 2017

Baffle

This word has multiple contexts but the 2 main ones are:
1) confused as in baffled
2) take something by surprise

1) OMG SOME GUY JUST CAME UP TO ME AND ASKED ME WHAT 9 + 10 IS! I WAS SO BAFFLED!
2) Oh, man. Last night I baffled some chicks pussy. A one night stand, bro.

by BriærChezEclairé August 26, 2015

[baffle]

Bitch.ass.fucker.fucking.lonely.elephants

Man you are such a baffle!

by Killa Ki. July 15, 2008