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Bad Poon 

You've heard your friends say that there's no such thing as bad pizza or bad pussy. Well, they're wrong. Bad pussy is the absolute worst of the worst. It is the ultimate let-down and potentially the most sickening event of your life.

Anything vile, disgusting, or disappointing can be bad poon, just so long as it is overwhelmingly so.
Did you see that homeless guy pee on that nun then beat her in the face with that burning puppy until she renounced her faith and swore her soul to all that is dark and unholy?

Yeah, man, bad poon.
Bad Poon by unliterate November 1, 2007

badoonkadoonk 

j-lo has a badoonkadoonk
badoonkadoonk by alex & chaz July 26, 2003

badoonkadonk

Big 'ol ghetto booty; a booty that when you look at it, it makes you bite your bottom lip; a booty that you could sit your drank on at it passed by you in the club and she wouldn't even know that it was there
You got a badoonkadonk girl ... don't hurt nobody!!
badoonkadonk by Remix March 4, 2003

badoonkers 

bro she had some badoonkers”
badoonkers by d21bw69 August 12, 2023

Barpooning 

The act of trolling through a bar or crowded establishment in search of otherwise unacceptable ass
I went barpooning last night and snuck out of her place right after the handy
Barpooning by Tember June 9, 2011

badoonka doonk 

a fat ass. each time u add "a doonk" to it that means it gets bigger and bigger
good god almightly! girl u got a badoonka doonk, dont hurt nobody!
badoonka doonk by $pazz April 6, 2003