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Badaching Badachang 

A phrase used after a successful attempt. Used sometimes to rub in success to your friends, or to say "beat that." When two people complete a task together, often one will say the first half and the other will finish the phrase. A dramatic pause may also separate the first and second words of the sentence.
Jim gets a 100 on his math test: "Badaching badachang!"
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From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.
Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
Batching by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020

Thot banishing day 

A national day to banish thots to the thot realm, using the spell "bippity boppity boo, to the thot realm I banish you"
" Hey did you see that thot?"
"Yeah I banished her to the thot realm for the day"
"Why'd you do that?"

"Because it's national thot banishing day"
Pooping for two years straight if given the option the option to do so, and then never having to poop again in your life. You can select any two years to begin batching, but not when you're a baby because that's cheating babies already poop whenever.

Pooping for two years straight means constant shitting. There's no stopping until the batching is over.
Person A: I haven't seen Mike around lately, what's he up to?
Person B: Oh, haven't you heard? He started batching.
Batching by vampireadjacent September 27, 2020

Batching Off 

Another word for pleasuring yourself to orgasm.
"I was batching off to porno yesterday in my bedroom because I was horny
Batching Off by YelloIamJeff May 25, 2008

Dirty Banishing 

A man giving himself golden showers while hiding in the neighbor's bushes
No, that's not a sprinkler. He's dirty banishing himself
Dirty Banishing by Bazillus November 22, 2022

Banishing The White Demons 

A male Jerking Off, Pounding Pud, Five Knuckle Shuffle, Stroking It, Playing The Skin Flute, Beating Off
Billy was banishing the white demons to an erotic photograph on the internet.