2 definitions by MattMelon519
Person A: "damn bro your mom's coochie was so cungent I couldn't eat it. it stank so bad"
Person B: "please stop having sex with my mom"
Person B: "please stop having sex with my mom"
by MattMelon519 November 23, 2022
From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.
Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
by MattMelon519 October 11, 2020