the largest island of the United States Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands (CNMI) at 15°10’51”N, 145°45’21”E. Demographics: 30% Pacific Islanders (Chamorros, Carolinians, Chuukese, etc.) the racist-ass motherfuckers who boast about Saipan being their land and that the Asians should leave. Most of which are unemployed. 57% Asians (Filipinos, Chinese, etc.) who make up most of the workforce. Although the United States government supports Saipan with money, the indigenous Pacific Islanders make up the government, meaning that the government is a bunch of dimwits. Thus, the infrastructure is in decay. The school's or poorly maintained and the hospital just straight up sucks. The people of Saipan enjoy having BBQ at the beach, drinking Budweiser, chowing SPAM, chewing pugua, performing sexual intercourse with their not-so-distant relatives, and buying all their groceries at Joeten.
John: Hey man, your new, where are you from?
Jose: Ohhh bat, i'm from Saipan che'lu!!!
John: ...What the fuck is that?