1. A very good friend of mine who originates from Britain. Fairly good at videogames in general, unhealthily obsessed with trees.
2. Booty warrior.
3. One with volumous testicles, but generally lacking a shaft.
2. Booty warrior.
3. One with volumous testicles, but generally lacking a shaft.
1. "Wassup bacon_creator, wanna hop on AO?"
"I fucked a tree trunk."
"What?"
"The sap lubes up my dick nicely."
2."Dude... that guy is such a bacon_creator!"
"I know, right? I heard his steroid use stripped him of his shaft!"
"I wonder what his wife thinks of him, I heard he pays some dude to fuck his wife."
"Best of luck to her."
"Also, he fucks trees."
"What the fuck?"
"I fucked a tree trunk."
"What?"
"The sap lubes up my dick nicely."
2."Dude... that guy is such a bacon_creator!"
"I know, right? I heard his steroid use stripped him of his shaft!"
"I wonder what his wife thinks of him, I heard he pays some dude to fuck his wife."
"Best of luck to her."
"Also, he fucks trees."
"What the fuck?"
by Chronikos July 14, 2023