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marcus bachmann 

The biggest closet case in the history of the United States of America. Husband of Michelle Bachmann and a firm believer of the "Pray the Gay Away" Theory. Prances like a fairy when he walks and loves to push his radical Christian beliefs on others in an attempt to hide his obvious homosexuality.
Did you see Marcus Bachmann at the anti Gay rights rally? He pranced across the stage and took a bow before talking!
marcus bachmann by youngbono December 29, 2013
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BAUMANN BULLDOZER 

The Baumann Bulldozer is a move made for hardcore sexual intercourse. the move goes like this....
You strap your bitch to the wall with chains you then bungee her butthole to spread it as a wide as possible (careful it may tear) after that you stand behind your bitch anywhere from 10 to 125 feet depending on how much power you want to use. you then run full speed and slam your dick into her butthole causing her to take down the wall like a bulldozer.
Me and my wife decided we needed to take down a wall, so I BAUMANN BULLDOZERED THAT BITCH!!
BAUMANN BULLDOZER by guadolupe00 January 16, 2010

Batmanning 

The act of pulling out during doggy style, then saying "To the batcave!" And proceeding to put it in her ass.
Hey babe, you wanna try batmanning tonight? It'll be fun!
Batmanning by Shurikinney June 30, 2020

Batmanning 

The act of taking someone out to the movies, and walking through an alley, and shooting them.
Mark "What happened last night man"
Jacob "Man I went batmanning with a girl"
Mark" What the fuck dude?!?!"
Batmanning by Dinosaur Peenus January 25, 2017

Batmanned 

1. To exit a scene without anyone being aware of it

2. To jump down from higher ground and attack an unsuspecting individual or group thereby gaining the element of surprise in a fight
1. Friend #1: Man where did Zach go?
Friend #2: Yeah he was just here.
Friend #1: I think he just Batmanned us.

2. Anthony totally Batmanned Max with a Laser Sword in Halo 3

badmanner 

a wild redneck with big eyes and ear rings looking for Mexican women
Example oh know that bug eyed flea badmanner is on the look out for them beefy burrito supremes
badmanner by Metzelda February 23, 2017

Brodie Baumann 

the sexiest man alive. literally the hottest person ever. also the coolest person to ever live. Brodie Baumann gets so much fucking pussy all the time. Brodie has a 10 inch penis as well. he also deserves all the bitches. (note: this definition was not written by brodie baumann)
Brodie Baumann is a hot sexy motherfucker who gets all the bitches and is so cool