3 definitions by youngbono
When you have a raging boner and have to piss at an angle over the toilet while supporting yourself with one arm, and thereby forming an isosceles triangle.
"Man, I woke up with a piss -boner today and had to lean over the toilet while holding myself up on the medicine cabinet. Talk about an isosceles triangle!"
by youngbono June 17, 2016
by youngbono October 1, 2017
The biggest closet case in the history of the United States of America. Husband of Michelle Bachmann and a firm believer of the "Pray the Gay Away" Theory. Prances like a fairy when he walks and loves to push his radical Christian beliefs on others in an attempt to hide his obvious homosexuality.
Did you see Marcus Bachmann at the anti Gay rights rally? He pranced across the stage and took a bow before talking!
by youngbono December 29, 2014