When a total hoosier has the decency to keep his front yard well kept, BUT the backyard is a different story.
Your backyard looks like a nigger lives in your house. There is a trailer made out of a hacked up pop-up camper you were conceived in 30 years ago, your ex-roommate's metro-sexual VW Passat he left to you in lue of the past 24 months rent, and a BBQ pit collection only Sanford and Son could dream of.
Your backyard looks like a nigger lives in your house. There is a trailer made out of a hacked up pop-up camper you were conceived in 30 years ago, your ex-roommate's metro-sexual VW Passat he left to you in lue of the past 24 months rent, and a BBQ pit collection only Sanford and Son could dream of.
Dood, your front yard is as nice as the fairways of St. Andrews! But the back yard; there are 4 fucking cars, only one of which run and have current license plates, and only two of the four have inflated tires. You my true friend, are a Backyard Nigger, thanks for thinking of your neighbors in your, despite your lack of self respect.
by Commander Poopy Pants May 7, 2011
Whilst a strapping young male is plowing away from behind at tiring verge of the lady of the house, the young male notices an unfortunate patch of unsightly hair growing on the northern rim of the balloon knot. Without diverting any noticable attention from his rear attacking duties, our young hero decides to pluck said hair why at the same time buring his shovel to an uncomfortable depth... thus creating the perfect divertion to achieve the much needed backyard gardening.
Teh kicker: this manuever is so versitile that it can be accomplished with hotwax, tweezers, or old-fashion fingers.
And thirdly: what woman isn;t thankful that you not only found the hidden hair but disposed of it. It good, honest fun.
Teh kicker: this manuever is so versitile that it can be accomplished with hotwax, tweezers, or old-fashion fingers.
And thirdly: what woman isn;t thankful that you not only found the hidden hair but disposed of it. It good, honest fun.
Margo wants me to strap on my Backyard Gardner hat, because my first attempt left a hairy cheerio above her tiger Eye.
by BabySealClubSamich November 8, 2007
when you are outside at a concert and a girl is going rim job and your hole winks at her then you crap in her mouth.
Louie was rocking at Panic, and this chick from across the border squatted behind. In a fit of rage he said “well welcome to Louie's Backyard " and blasted her in the face.
by E Love November 15, 2006
Carl: Hey josh did you know your dog shit in my yard!?
Josh: yes, right, rover you naughty boy
Carl: he should me punished!
Josh: ...rover..don’t tell him a committed backyard shit, please.
Josh: yes, right, rover you naughty boy
Carl: he should me punished!
Josh: ...rover..don’t tell him a committed backyard shit, please.
by Poopsex69 November 27, 2019
(adj) - The act of having anal sex with a female where few to no pleasantries were offered prior to the deed.
“Yo - how was that backyard taco?” “Bruh - it was aite, already forgot that dirt clods name, got the gram tho”
by DirtClodLife April 22, 2021
A Bison that lives in your backyard, usually eats all of your grass/weed that you grow in your backyard.
by hwebb February 20, 2015
When a redneck takes you out in a deserted area or woods where you are isolated and cant get away and fucks you in the ass.
by brittany love June 29, 2012