(Sexual Act) The act of having a person excrete faeces into another persons mouth whilst they are licking water from a toilet.
Carl I can't believe you had a Backwater Pie with Alyssia, you know how notorious they are for spreading diseases!
by Chrisness2010 January 4, 2010
1. A term used to describe an very wet rectum, especially after suffering from diarrhea.
2. A term used to describe especially steamy, and wet anal whiles a foul smell is present.
2. A term used to describe especially steamy, and wet anal whiles a foul smell is present.
1. "aw man backwater swamps suck, especially after eating extra hot curry."
2. Guy1 :" hey there hot buns."
Guy2: "hey that backwater swamp was pretty nice last night "
Guy1: "you know it, do me like that again, will you?"
2. Guy1 :" hey there hot buns."
Guy2: "hey that backwater swamp was pretty nice last night "
Guy1: "you know it, do me like that again, will you?"
by Emithises March 17, 2017
A country girl who's just one of the guys. She likes fishin', muddin', and going on trains. Sausage is on her mind.
Jake: Did you see Sam?
Bill: I seen her bring back that big ole fish she caught when she was comin back up the ramp with those Charles boys
Jake: Dude she's a backwater becky that could get it any day
Bill: Looks like she already gets it every day
Bill: I seen her bring back that big ole fish she caught when she was comin back up the ramp with those Charles boys
Jake: Dude she's a backwater becky that could get it any day
Bill: Looks like she already gets it every day
by GravityLove October 22, 2023
When you drop your toothbrush into the dirty sink or toilet and keep using it because you're too drunk or lazy to care. Also applies to when you knock someone elses toothbrush into the toilet and put it back without telling them.
I got home last night and dropped my toothbrush in the crapper. Nothin like a little late night backwater canoeing!
by ducockus234 August 30, 2012
the bestest candidate for marriage ever. Will Cook and Clean and will do fun stuff like escape rooms and trips to Disney. s
by Puddin44 March 25, 2022