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A man who is known for fisting his own butt hole while wearing sharp, intricate hand jewelry such as rings and bracelets which in time scrape the insides of the colon and cause rectal bleeding. The jewelry is then put in food to surprise one's partner as a gift.
WOW that guy is a backwashed! He put that jewelry in some hamburger helper and proposed with that shit. Shit was so cash.
by brantleyboy September 02, 2009