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backwashed 

A man who is known for fisting his own butt hole while wearing sharp, intricate hand jewelry such as rings and bracelets which in time scrape the insides of the colon and cause rectal bleeding. The jewelry is then put in food to surprise one's partner as a gift.
WOW that guy is a backwashed! He put that jewelry in some hamburger helper and proposed with that shit. Shit was so cash.
backwashed by brantleyboy September 3, 2009

Backfished 

When you see a shorty from behind and you think she’s valid but when she turns around she look like sherk.
Jaetel: Damnnn Cam look at the shorty over there

Cam: Damnnn shorty’s valid

*shorty turns around and smiles at Jaetel*

Jaetel: UGHHH MY EYES

Cam: Ewww shorty looks like Sherk

Jaetel: Damn bro we just got backfished
Backfished by Jaetel the G September 17, 2018

Backwash Cum

When you suck a guys dick, and you hold the cum in your mouth and then exchange it back to him through a kiss.
Damn that backwash cum tasted so good after last night.
Backwash Cum by 0dharpsand0flats November 27, 2019

Blackwashed 

to overwrite whites, and their history with blacks or other minorities and their history

see google veterans day google 2015
google just blackwashed veterans day with their 2015 doodle
Blackwashed by YT ofc January 15, 2016

sloppy backwash 

frenching after blowing a load in your girl's mouth.
I came in my girl's mouth and she asked me to sloppy backwash her, but I said HELLLL NOOO!!
sloppy backwash by Not kinky November 3, 2007

Vaginal Backwash 

A beverage made by an Australian company in in the early 30s, has the abbreviation VB or in full Vaginal Backwash.
Jimmy - Last night we did some fucking sick skids in the trusty old v6 Au Falcon, then we got hammered at the local.

Jimbo - Sweet as man, you look super hammered, what were you drinking ya coon.

Jimmy - Some crisp cold Vaginal Backwash with lemonade.

Jimbo - You little bitch, thats a shandy. You should be drinking straight VBs pussy. You must really drive a holden commo shitbox
Vaginal Backwash by Ray Grimon February 26, 2019

Toilet backwash 

n. when you're taking a huge dump and some of the liquid in the toilet splashes back up onto your ass
Dude, that burrito I ate came back to haunt me, there was toilet backwash everywhere. On my ass, in my ass, in came out of the toilet and onto the ground.
Toilet backwash by Jalapeno64 January 17, 2009
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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