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back row baller

student that sits in the back row of lecture and does other homework, texts, eats, or anything other than paying attention to what's going on. Does better than you in the class.
student 1: "Yooo check out that chick sitting all the way in the back of lecture with her ipod and aviators"

student 2: "Yeah, and she beat the class average on that exam by like 30 points"

student 1: "She's a back row baller, fer sure."
back row baller by laxgal12 February 24, 2009

Back Row Rule 

A rule stating that if you sit in the back row of a movie theatre, you intend not to watch the movie, but preform sexual acts with a partner.
Mike and I saw Baby Driver on Friday and made out during it. Back Row Rule!
Back Row Rule by OhYeaMrWhizzer September 4, 2017

back row thuggin

When you're in class or a room and you're at the back of the class because you're the dopest dude in the whole room. Also it's optional to give hard looks at other people the whole time but not necessary to be back row thuggin
"hey jim did you see brad come in to this lecture today"
"yeah man he's back row thuggin don't stare at him"
back row thuggin by brethasbones December 7, 2012

Back row shenanigans

The weird shit people do in the back rows of cinemas, lecture theatres etc. Can refer to joking around, eating cereal, grinding Fortnite and making out as well as anything else deemed a shenanigan.
Lawyer: “Your honour my client was just engaging in some back row shenanigans
Judge:

“Your client was whacking off during a screening of Paddington 2”
Back row shenanigans by Fivestarman December 29, 2022

Back row baptist 

Free will baptist who sit in the back row to sleep and hope to not get called out
I’m a back row baptist you know where I’m sitting!!
Back row baptist by Willy0028 April 20, 2018

back row bass 

The elite members of Clinton High School's A'cappela Choir. Founded by J Cramer, A T Dorta, J Loeffelholz, J Mataya, R Mckinney. This group holds down the choir. USUALLY SHORTENED TO BRB.
The BRB's are so cool. I wanna be a BRB.
back row bass by Justin May 24, 2004