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Back Pocket Bulge 

The bump in the back pants pocket that results from a man having a lot of cash money in his wallet.
Ladies, when it comes to the back pocket bulge, size DOES matter.

You know what they say about big shoes...
He's got a big back pocket bulge
Back Pocket Bulge by notoriousLOG September 17, 2012

hamburger in the back pocket 

Euphemism used in reference to someone who is really, really, fat. Comes from the fact that fat people like cheeseburgers/hamburgers and might/would like to have one in their back pocket for eating at any time.
She used to be cute in highschool, but I heard she has a hamburger in her back pocket now.

The man with a hamburger in his back pocket ordered the buffet.

If you keep eating those chips, you're gonna end up with a hamburger in your back pocket!

A hamburger in the back pocket is the number one killer of Americans

back pocket 

having someone of importance at your disposal to help further your own agenda. usually involves kickbacks of some sort.
it's a well known fact that many corporations have politicians in their back pocket, thats why it seems like they're the ones really running things.
back pocket by hipster September 6, 2004

Back Pocket Girl 

A girl that you keep around for company when your bored or loney and in-between girlfriends. Also called a surrogate girlfriend.
John: Hey who was that you were on a date with last night? I thought you and Marie were together?

Michael: Nah man...she's just my back pocket girl till I find someone I wanna settle down with.
Back Pocket Girl by hollypete September 7, 2009

Back Pocket Girl 

A girl that a guy keeps on the side (or in his ‘back pocket’) for when things in his current relationship go badly or end all together
When his new wife decides to throw bitch fits or is holding out on him, Mike calls on his Back pocket girl, to suppliment him, but totally ignores her otherwise.
Back Pocket Girl by backpocketed January 20, 2011

The Heavy Back Pocket

A Descriptive term used to describe a an individual who may have deficated on one's self with their pants on hence the back pocket; the term heavy describes the fecal matter.
After a shit reminiscent aroma swept through the library one of the students shouted out "whose got the heavy back pocket?"