Bachelors High Five 

The act of one going up to a girl and grabbing her boob and when she goes to slap you, you block it with your hand appearing as if she gave you a high five.

"Yo man watch this"

*Grabs random girls tit*

*Blocks slap with hand*

"Haha nice man, you executed that Bachelors High Five perfectly"

Bachelors High Five by GrandRapids Finnest October 4, 2011

Bachelors Breakfast 

When a single man bangs the chick he did last night instead of eating breakfast.

I had a bachelors breakfast this morning with Jessica Alba :)

Bachelors Breakfast by bang blake December 30, 2008

bachelors hand 

A hand in poker which comprises of a Jack and a King of different suits. When combined the hand could be described as being Jack-King-Offsuit, often abbreviated to jack-king-off. This sounds like jacking off, a common past time of bachelors supposedly.

"I had ace queen, what did you have?"
"Bachelors hand."

bachelors hand by Mischmo October 7, 2007

Bachelors Handshake 

Grab a random girls boob and when she goes to slap you give her a high five.

Man I gave this hottie the bachelors handshake today and it was totally epic!

Bachelors Handshake by Batmanning October 3, 2011

bachelors crow 

A hair line that is really far back, as if you were bald from the moment you were born.. But that's just your hairline.

P1 Woah is he thirty going bald?
P2 Nah, he's a teenager with a really far back hairline but it's not re-ceding. It's just a bachelors crow, not a widows peak.

bachelors crow by JohnLennonsCat August 12, 2016

bachelors china 

Disposable dishwear such as paper plates, plastic utensils, and plastic cups.

For the picnic they have decided to break out their bachelors china.

bachelors china by anonymous December 27, 2021

Happy Evasive Bachelor 

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.

Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.

Happy Evasive Bachelor by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020