Ancient Babylonian Math 

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. References the ancient Babylonians counting their sheep.

A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

Ancient Babylonian Math by carhepsin October 6, 2021

overwit babymomma

overwit babymomma: Is an extremely masculine, negative, modern women who thrives off being evil to her child(s) father.

My overwit babymomma didn’t let me see my kid for 9months because I didn’t put her name in the deed of “my” house.

Any women that uses a child as a weapon towards the child’s father, is a tier 1 overwit babymomma!

Why should overwit babymommas be able to put men on child support, especially when they are 100% in the child’s life!

Overwit babymommas are destroying homes and the traditional way kids are supposed to be raised.

overwit babymomma by Mr.OVERWIT December 15, 2021

babyhouse 

A person, place, or situation that is completely out of control; a dumpster-fire.

Have you seen Elise since she fell down those stairs at Bennigan's? She also crashed her Rav4 into an Orange Theory...She's a real babyhouse.

babyhouse by Senor Sabado October 4, 2019

White Trash Babylon 

A place with a great concentration of hicks, hillbillies, rednecks and or white trash.

This is why I don't go to outlet malls. It's like white trash Babylon.

White Trash Babylon by whodafuckizyoo October 25, 2011

babylon zoo 

a post grunge-indie-spacerock-glam started in 1993.The group was fronted by indian born Jas Mann who had small sucess in the early nineties with his indie group, the sandkings. Babylon Zoo is considered as a one hit wonder due only having one hit, spaceman in 1996. his debut and 2nd albums (the boy with the x-ray eyes and king kong groover) had similar results, as both albums failed to meet the expectations.

Babylon Zoo songs worth listening to:
Spaceman
Animal Army
Is Your Soul For Sale?

babylon zoo by K666 August 31, 2005

babylove 

-the love of your life
-the sweetest, cutest, most loving, most significant, significant other you've ever had
-the one you can always reach for
-the one that wants to love you forever and build a family with
-will do everything with you
-laugh and play
-handcuff you just to pick at your face
-wipe your butt when you can't get everything
-take care of you when your sick
-watch movies they hate with you
-take you job hunting
-make your parents love them
-buy you "just because" presents
-talk to you on the phone while their busy at work
-make you breakfast in bed
-talk in a cute voice in front of their friends to you
-bring you everywhere possible
-sing songs to you
-kiss you in the rain
-write you secret notes
-make fondue with you
-sneak you money when playing monopoly
-stare into your eyes randomly
-take a bubble bath with you and read stories also
-promise to marry you
-protects you

Babylove! I love you so much!

babylove by greenbear3 November 24, 2010

Babylon 5 

Our last, best hope for peace. The Last of the Babylon stations. Babylon 5 was a dream given form, a five mile long diplomatic station built to help races sort out their differences peacfully. Babylon 5 would serve as a nexus; from the station the Army of Light fought the Shadows and the Vorlons, the Earth Civil war was largely succesful due to the staff and ambassadors on the station, and the station aided G'kar in freeing his people from Centauri rule.

"The Babylon Project was our last, best hope for peace.

A self-contained world five miles long, located in neutral territory. A place of commerce and diplomacy for a quarter of a million humans and aliens. A shining beacon in space . . . all alone in the night.

It was the dawn of the Third Age of Mankind – the year the Great War came upon us all.

This is the story of the last of the Babylon stations. The year is 2259. The name of the place is Babylon 5."

Babylon 5 by Ctait June 14, 2007