babyboobear

Usually pet names for two lovers. These two people are so in love. It's a very cute and funny nickname, but they arent even embarassed to call eachother like this in public places. Usually when people hear them saying babyboobear to eachother they envy them and wish they could have their own babyboobear. Babyboobear's must stick with eachother through it all, no matter how hard it is! Because they absolutely NEED eachother!

Guy: You ma babyboobear
Girl: Oh I love you too, Babyboobear!

babyboobear by TheLoveDrunkPerson November 24, 2011

babybaker 

A babybaker refers to a uterus or womb. It can also refer to a woman in general.

Yeah, that Becca chick.....she's a total babybaker.

babybaker by Jacques Asse July 29, 2009

babychokers 

Nipples that are big enough to choke a baby!.. Nipples the size of a piece of bubble gum or a gum drop. Nipples that will show through a padded bra!

i luv to see my shawty's babychokers bust through her bra!

babychokers by drewman716 December 11, 2007

Babybookers 

Highly annoying people who use Facebook for no other reason then to constantly post pictures of their hideous, ugly children. These people are usually so wrapped up in their own world, that they fail to realize that their baby looks like a science experiment gone wrong. Unfortunately, those of us who are friends with Babybookers must endure endless photos of their pig-faced, large cranium, cross-eyed offspring.

Babybookers should realize that no one really gives a fuck what their ugly children look like.

Babybookers by Whipcreemz March 4, 2011

bodybooker 

A hooker that's really good at scheduling her appointments. (via Markiplier.)

She's a good bodybooker hooker.

bodybooker by coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeee April 23, 2020

Babybook

When pregnant women or those who just popped out a baby turn Facebook into their own personal gushbook and overshare on the details of how "precious" their little one is.

Sam: "Dude, did you see that Jen posted pictures of herself giving birth on Facebook?"

Nick: "Totally, she's using it as her own personal Babybook!"

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Status: "It's so exciting to know in a few weeks time I will be face to face with a creation I was a part of! What a blessing!:)"

Comment: "It would also be a blessing if you just stfu and stop using my wall as a Babybook!"

Babybook by Schums August 14, 2010

BabyBlocker 

a condom or other device of sexual protection

John and Angela are having sex. Angela: "oh! yes! yes!!"
John: "Aw fuck yeah"
Angela:"WAIT do you have a babyblocker?"
John: "of course, i don't want a kid at this young age."

BabyBlocker by stellerrr6969 January 25, 2009