babyboobear

Usually pet names for two lovers. These two people are so in love. It's a very cute and funny nickname, but they arent even embarassed to call eachother like this in public places. Usually when people hear them saying babyboobear to eachother they envy them and wish they could have their own babyboobear. Babyboobear's must stick with eachother through it all, no matter how hard it is! Because they absolutely NEED eachother!

Guy: You ma babyboobear
Girl: Oh I love you too, Babyboobear!

babyboobear by TheLoveDrunkPerson November 24, 2011

Babybombing 

Babybombing is the act of pushing your kid off onto someone else, even the other parent, for the purpose of amusement or to get out of responsibility.

1)I was enjoying my ten minutes of alone time in the shower when my spouse babybombed me by letting the screaming baby into the bathroom, cause the baby just had to take a bath with me.

2) Thanks for babybombing me by telling our kid to come pry my eyes open when I was asleep.

3) My wife babybombed me when she smelled a dirty diaper, pretended she didn't, and sent the baby over my way.

Babybombing by GatorGrl2 January 11, 2013

Babybookers 

Highly annoying people who use Facebook for no other reason then to constantly post pictures of their hideous, ugly children. These people are usually so wrapped up in their own world, that they fail to realize that their baby looks like a science experiment gone wrong. Unfortunately, those of us who are friends with Babybookers must endure endless photos of their pig-faced, large cranium, cross-eyed offspring.

Babybookers should realize that no one really gives a fuck what their ugly children look like.

Babybookers by Whipcreemz March 4, 2011

Baby Bomber/Granny Robber 

A politician who has voted for war and has also voted to cut/privatize Social Security. Taking it further, a draft dodger/baby bomber/granny robber is somebody who has done the above and has also dodged the draft.

"Man my congressman sucks, he's one of those right-wing baby bomber/granny robbers." "Oh that's nothing, my congressman is Steve King, so he's a baby bomber/draft dodger/granny robber/seal clobber!"

Baby Bomber/Granny Robber by capitalismisthecrisis October 21, 2013

Baby bomber 

An individual whom breaks into the disposal area of an abortion clinic with a suicide vest, rolls themselves into the midst of the remains and detonates their life in protest.

Did you hear about the baby bomber incident last week?

Baby bomber by Fuzzy Lips November 28, 2022