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baby-banking 

When a parent obtains an extra helping of food for their child with intent of eating said food for themselves.
There he goes again, baby-banking a slice of pizza that I just bought. Everyone knows his child will not eat the whole thing and it is just for him.
baby-banking by GhostSpider August 28, 2021

Baby Blanket 

The piece of clothing used to clean up cum after masturbating. example sock, tee shirt, old towel.
As i laid in bed masturbating i grabbed the baby blanket to cum in. After i came i cleaned up with the baby blanket and threw it in the laundry basket.
Baby Blanket by GwarMachine March 5, 2020

baby blanket feelings 

An emotion of when you want to let go or forget something/someone but you don’t want to and it’s never going to stop being a memorable part of your life
I have baby blanket feelings about my ex best friend Louisa

Baby Blanket Trauma 

Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.
Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma

baby banker 

A kid that comes out of the womb and wants to be an investment banker or a quant. They usually do not have much of a personality and thinkwalk me through a dcf” is a good conversation starter.
“This freshman was talking mad game about his DCF for Berkshire Hathaway, what a baby banker”
baby banker by Finance Brah February 25, 2025

bop a baby bank 

Sarah: I'm pregnant...

Johnny: Are you getting an abortion?

Sarah: Yea I'm going to the bop a baby bank tomorrow.
bop a baby bank by sidthesquid420 February 9, 2021