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Baby bullet proof vest 

Another name for a baby bjorn for those whom think the parent may be using the baby as a protective device.
That guy looked like he'd stab me if I wasn't wearing my baby bullet proof vest!

100 proof baby juice 

One half of the ingredients it takes to make the baby.
She won't get pregnant if you have her swallow the 100 proof baby juice.
100 proof baby juice by MD65 August 25, 2006

Babyproofing 

Using a condom or some other form of birth control.
Girl: What is taking you so long?!
Boy: *puts on condom* Hold on a sec, I'm Babyproofing!
Babyproofing by ckapp May 2, 2011

Poof baby 

A baby that goes into a mother’s womb without having to do the Hankey Pankey
The Angel said to marry, ”Marry you are having a poof baby
Poof baby by Michaelsoft Binbows December 9, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026