Axminster Warrior 

Term for lesbian following leading on from rug muncher

she flicked the bean like a true Axminster Warrior

Axminster Warrior by rug muncher January 14, 2008

Westminster Axminster 

a UK term used to describe a (conservative goverment) hiding place for material which could be damaging or embarrassing the the government, the saying is derived from the traditional conception of disguising dust and dirt by sweeping it underneath a carpet out of sight ! AXMINSTER being a brand of high quality carpeting that would likely be used in the government buildings in Westminster in the city of London.

The historical child abuse files have mysteriously disappeared,presumably under the Westminster Axminster.

Westminster Axminster by Kingcobrakenny November 23, 2017

adminsturbation 

Administrative procedures, policies, paperwork and other excessive workplace structuring that needlessly interfere with people's ability to do their jobs and exist only to serve the administrators rather than the company itself.

"We could have this software rolled out reliably in a couple of weeks but, once we get through all the adminsturbation, it'll probably take about 8 or 10 months."

adminsturbation by Crusty Burgerhead December 9, 2008

Contract Adminstrator

A dedicated immoral unethical slime ball committed to fleecing the CONTRACTOR from fair and equaitable compensation. This creep is why lawyers have so much work.

Man! That Contract Adminstrator might very well be the devil!!

Contract Adminstrator by Contracting God December 15, 2012

Administer Sex 

A sexual act performed upon another person solely for the benefit of the recipient of the gratification.

“I did administer sex to him so he’d quit harping and leave me the hell alone!”

Administer Sex by Ornatus Horrificus November 26, 2010

administer 

2. dispense or apply (a remedy or drug).

"paramedic crews are capable of administering drugs"
synonyms:

dispense, issue, give, provide, apply, allot, distribute, hand out, dole out, disburse

"the lifeboat crew administered first aid"

i.e When Jennifer's boss Paul fails to administer himself his ADHD meds..... he drives her CRAZY !

administer by Jenny Fab October 20, 2014

abminster

another term for abbey or minster. From ab(bey) + minster.

Being sick of worldly affairs, he joined an abminster to lead a religious life.

abminster by uttam maharjan December 13, 2010