A term used by motorcyclists to describe a speeding ticket in an amusing light. Motorcyclists tend not to obey speed limits.
by nycubergeek September 25, 2005
the darwin award is given to people usely postumesly for dying from an act of stupidity they created themselve..these acts are ether horendisly stupid or severly beyond common sense..it can not be a common act..it must be a one and only type of an herendous act of stupidity...most of these awards have been given out in the new york city area in the united states of america...what does that tell you?
i swear ive never heard of a person dying in such a stupid manor...he deserves the darwin award for that one
by mr knowlage December 29, 2004
An award awarded to a person who does humanity a favor by removing himself from the gene pool by losing the ability to reproduce either by death or sterilization in a stupid fashion. This ensures their hereditary mental incompetence cannot be passed on to future generations, thus bettering the human race. However easy it is to obtain the award, one can be disqualified for a number of reasons, including insanity. This I don't understand, as insanity is considered undesirable in the gene pool as well.
by CH4RL3S D4RW1N January 3, 2010
A forever prestigious award given to one who has shown TENACITY, GUMPTION, and REMAINED CURIOUS in times of great competition. Only the most tenacious, gumptious and curious individuals can recieve the award.
Presentation of the award is accompanied with surprise and confusion caused by flashing lights and the cheers of the prepared. The award is never the same, but is most often a delicious food object, or an object of little monetary value.
Presentation follows a pattern thusly:
Presentation of the award is accompanied with surprise and confusion caused by flashing lights and the cheers of the prepared. The award is never the same, but is most often a delicious food object, or an object of little monetary value.
Presentation follows a pattern thusly:
*Andrew, the accomplice, flashes lights*
Jake: "DOGMA!!!! AHHHH"
*mass confusion and awe in the crowd of competitors*
Jake: "The Dogma Award this week goes to one who has shown TENACITY, GUMPTION, they REMAINED CURIOUS, and GOT what they GAVE! The prize this week is a NATURE VALLEY BAR taped to a NECTARINE!!!!"
*Jake proceeds to show off physical prize*
Jake: "The award goes to... Drew!!"
*Mass applause*
Jake: "DOGMA!!!! AHHHH"
*mass confusion and awe in the crowd of competitors*
Jake: "The Dogma Award this week goes to one who has shown TENACITY, GUMPTION, they REMAINED CURIOUS, and GOT what they GAVE! The prize this week is a NATURE VALLEY BAR taped to a NECTARINE!!!!"
*Jake proceeds to show off physical prize*
Jake: "The award goes to... Drew!!"
*Mass applause*
by NukeFalcon October 20, 2009
D-Drunk
A-Ass
B-Bitch
Award
The award that is granted to the drunkest most sloppy person from the night or at a party.
A-Ass
B-Bitch
Award
The award that is granted to the drunkest most sloppy person from the night or at a party.
by *Bootzz* June 1, 2011
The coveted metaphorical prize/trophy awarded to a gentleman who has recently slept with a woman of a "NOT single" status.
The state of shock and jubilation in which one realises he has porked a hottie with a boyfriend/husband.
The state of shock and jubilation in which one realises he has porked a hottie with a boyfriend/husband.
Mate...you remember that hottie I went home with last night?...turns out she had a long-term boyfriend!... Spot me a cheeky crook award!
excuse me babes...are you single or am I about to get nominated for a crook award?
seriously? you shagged a married woman? bear with me lad i'll go buy you a pint and bring you your crook award!
excuse me babes...are you single or am I about to get nominated for a crook award?
seriously? you shagged a married woman? bear with me lad i'll go buy you a pint and bring you your crook award!
by hydepark March 19, 2010
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