crisis averted 

It is the formal expression for "Pheww"

My boss didn't catch me having sex with his wife.. Crisis averted

crisis averted by Sab Maya Hai January 24, 2017

crisis averted 

The phrase used by a bystander when someone screws up something really simple, and then gets frustrated about it.

HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG
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You forgot to press X...
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(silence)
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So....Crisis averted?

crisis averted by rossthefrogboy8730456 January 25, 2011

Tragedy Averted 

WHAT!? BEYONCE ALMOST CAUGHT A STRAY!?

Hym "Nonononono, the carry part is THIS: The news anchor starts by saying 'TRAGEDY AVERTED' Beyonce almost got hit by a stray bullet! Do you know WHY Beyonce didn't get hit!? Because a passerby TOOK THE BULLET TO THE HEAD! HOW IS THAT A TRAGEDY AVERTED!? MORE LIKE 'TRAGEDY DEFERED!' WOW BRO! That is fucking WILD! They said she would have took it in the arm or shoulder if it would have hit her so... It would have been BETTER if she got hit! I don't know if the passerby is dead but I ASSUME they are but yeah. TRAGEDY AVERTED! Somebody took a bullet for Beyonce (who wouldn't have died if she had taken it herself). Crazy!"

Tragedy Averted by Hym Iam March 14, 2025

adverted

An ad or commercial that is perverted

did you see that "adverted" for that magazine ?
yes! that girl was pretty much naked

adverted by kaypae November 15, 2007

Averyed 

when someone says "later", because they don't want to do what you asked them to or they don't understand what you just said

Person 1: Hey can you help me with someth-
Person 2: Yeah later

(In this scenario person 2 got Averyed)

Averyed by Trevor worshiper January 19, 2020

Avorted 

To abort or avoid all at one time bc sometimes a cunt just doesn't carry the right crayons on had to understand the current situation!!

I avorted my baby daddy bc he's an ignorant cunt!!

Avorted by Avorted August 11, 2020

Aderted 

When a crisis i averted but it comes back

Damn crisis aderted, nvm

Aderted by Uno_Bruno February 4, 2023