Post Avantgarde Jazzcore 

A fake genre of music used as a retort to people who claim to listen to a bunch of made up genres of music in order to seem interesting.

Rumor has it, only one band ever existed. They played only one show to an empty room, recorded and mixed the show into a live album, produced one copy, and then never spoke or saw each other again. The album was recorded through an old walkman, and can only be played through player piano scrolls.

Man 1: I listen to very obscure music, shoegaze-acidhouse, downtempo-core, Post-doublecore, chamberfolk...
Man 2: Yes, I too only listen to post avantgarde jazzcore, but these plebeians will never understand it. Surely YOU, have heard of it...?

Post Avantgarde Jazzcore by LiveRuido January 11, 2011

avatard 

Similar to a Narutard, an obsessive fan of the television show Avatar: the last airbender. Characterized by behaviors such as;

1.Obsessing over non-canon relationships between fictional characters
2.Actually being upset when a character (Zuko) shows affection to someone (Jin) rather than the character that you want him to end up with (Katara)
3.Buying the individual dvds rather than the cheaper box set in order to have more avatar things.
4.Composing Fanfiction for the show.
5.etc.

Megan is a huge avatard. She nearly loses her mind whenever she misses an episode.

avatard by Thatguyoverthere January 24, 2007

The White Lotus Avatards

The most elite form of a fan of the show Avatar: the Last Airbender. Their base of operations is on facebook. A WLA member can recite the entire show word for word, without hesitation and has all the up to date news on the show, movie and other merchandise in relation to the series, it's actors and other crew members.

Person: What was that episode of avatar again where he learns firebending?

Another Person: I don't remember. Hey, I know! Ask a member of The White Lotus Avatards!!

The White Lotus Avatards by PerseusZeus October 25, 2010

Avatard 

Someone who likes or is obsessed with Avatar. (The show or movie)

Dude, Melissa and Savannah are total Avatards.

avatar avatard james cameron the last airbender

Avatard by SoulDestroyer66 September 12, 2010

Avatard 

Someone who obsesses over Avatar: The Last Airbender and claims it's the best show ever created. Usually talks smack about the sequel, Legend of Korra because their favorite characters weren't in the show.

Some Avatards will wank the characters to a laughable degree

Extreme Avatards will even create cringe worthy fanfictions

Avatard: "I think Aang can beat Goku"
Person 2: "Quit being an Avatard"

Avatard: "Avatar the last airbender is literally the best show ever! If you think otherwise you're dumb! Also Legend of Korra sucks because Aang wasn't in it"
Person 2: "Shut up, Avatard"

Avatard by VYDEOS May 17, 2021

Avatarded 

It refers to any film where millions of dollars and countless hours are spent producing a visual and technical triumph built around a screenplay written by a 7 year old paste eater. Or simply pretty without substance.

"That movie was beautifully shot but was pretty Avatarded." or "My last girlfriend was a total Avatard."

Avatarded by Robotmonkee January 3, 2010

Avatarded 

Inspired by James Cameron's recent epic, "Avatar," Avatarded is an adjective used to describe a situation, person, place or thing that has reached a level of such complete retardation that it can only be described as exquisite or the first of its kind. Can also be used to describe something so new (such as Avatar's groundbreaking technology), that the reality of it is stupefying and leaves you dumbfounded, retarded, or...Avatarded.

"Dude, remember in the movie when the avatar-marine tamed that crazy, flying beast dragon and hooked up to its brain? That was totally avatarded!"

"The band played a 2 hour encore last night! That was, like, complete avatardation!"

Avatarded by crawlingkitty December 23, 2009