Autotext 

n. When a person is texting during a very dull conversation and writes a response without thinking about it, often with no memory of the act

Chris: this conversation is deadddd
Katie: Hahaha
Chris: i cant believe you just autotexted me

Autotext by Chris-James December 13, 2009

Anti-Autodestruction 

When blind, mindless devotion is so strong that even the most blatantly egregious, offensive and INTENTIONALLY self-destructive behavior cannot diminish support for a political candidate.

Holy shit, I've had affairs with porn stars and paid 'em off to keep 'em quiet, insulted war heroes and veterans, openly supported white supremacists and fucked-up conspiracy theories, suggested people ingest cleaning agents and take unproven medications as a treatment for a pandemic, that I knew was horrific but repeatedly downplayed, basically fucked up the entire economy and lost of thousands of lives because I supposedly know more than the medical experts...what will it take for them to get a clue that I don't want to be President?
Well, sir. It would seem that you've created a diehard cult of Anti-Autodestruction. Perhaps if you start a war...

Anti-Autodestruction by YAWA September 12, 2020

Autocest 

A new sin; the act of cloning one's self and having sexual relations with said clone

My brother had autcestual relations with his clone!

Isn't autocest a sin?

Autocest by Josh Malavenda November 5, 2018

autotexted 

An event where in the middle of writing a text message, the phone's auto-correct software changes a word to what it assumes is correct, based on similarities in the word's structure, length, or letters to another word. This can often cause a miscommunication and result in two confused and angry individuals.

Texter "Ya so I was walking into the store and the murderer came up to me and told me I was fired."

Receiver "Lol wut?"

Texter "*manager, my phone just fucking autotexted me."

autotexted by Sliest Cashew May 18, 2010

autoesthetic exercise 

This is when you cut your own hair for whatever reason. Cutting your own hair is more common now that we are all social distancing. The resulting product often leaves something to be desired when compared to a professional haircut.

Bob: Did you see Fred's haircut? It looks like someone missed a spot in the back.
Jeff: Obvious autoesthetic exercise on his part.
Bob: It looks like he got that haircut in prison.

Bill: I really miss my barber and professional haircuts.
Jane: Why so?
Bill: When I do an autoesthetic exercise, the top and sides are easy but the back of my head and neck are iffy.

Jane: You are right... your neck looks like you have a built in scarf.

autoesthetic exercise by jfburke619 March 30, 2021

autotistic 

an average skibidi toilet drug addict

the "parse" is an autotistic gyatt taster

autotistic by genalpha December 2, 2023

autotistic 

Your average gen alpha slang user.

Your so skibidi your so fantum tax. Is autotistic

autotistic by genalpha December 4, 2023