5 definitions by jfburke619

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Someone whose intellectual capacity is limited to brain stem functions. Usually results in very short-sighted and selfish decisions.
"I feel bad for Bob, his life is one problem after another"

"Face it, he is a stemmie. He could not make a good decision to save his life."
by jfburke619 May 02, 2012

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Overly fancy Mexican fusion cuisine. Often found in high end neighborhoods of big cities
Him - How about Mexican tonight?
Her - We could eat at La Perla...
Him - Fuck that, no self respecting caballero would eat a lobster and prime rib burrito - that shit is faux mex.
Her - Then we should head to La Cantina for a bucket of Pacifico and beef and bean burritos.
Him - Nice call.
by jfburke619 October 12, 2012

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The shopping mall where the ardent consumers go to worship their god... material goods.
Bob - you watching the game today?
Bill - no can do, the missus is going shopping so I will be living in exile at the temple of consumption.
Bob - sorry to hear it... we will have fun without you.
by jfburke619 December 15, 2013

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FOFA is short for 'festival of fucking around'. Is used when there is excessive stupidity around relatively simple tasks resulting more responsible parties having to wait for the idiots in the room to settle down.
Bob - I thought that you and the missus were going grocery shopping?
Jim - We were but first she could not find her keys, then she spilled coffee on her blouse and then the dog ran away...
Bob - Sounds like a non-stop festival of fucking around.
Jim - Pure FOFA, 24/7.
by jfburke619 May 29, 2016

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When relatively minor offense or injury causes an enormous amount of protest and commotion.

A male counterpart for drama queen. Something that a crybaby or fake may engage in.
Helen - Do we need to call 911? Joe sounds really hurt.
John - Don't worry, it is only a paper cut.
Helen - Got it. He is always good for a little soccer drama.
by jfburke619 October 22, 2015

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