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automobills 

As Beyonce best described it, automobills are bills that are associated with your automobile.
From the song "I can pay my automobills" because she's an independent woman.
automobills by KatieMc July 30, 2007

automobilesexual 

sexually attracted to cars, has different types referring to color and brand.
car: are you automobilesexual because I need you to ride me right now.
automobilesexual by combabbycomon December 18, 2020

autoimmobilist 

see : parade maker
( A driver and/or car that goes consistently under the speed limit, causing a backup of 20+ cars, creating frustration and your ability to be where you want to be on time.)
Late ? Sure I spend half the way home behind an autoimmobilist !
autoimmobilist by Jofuzz March 12, 2009

automobiliality 

When a car is so freaking sexy you just want to have sex with it and/or causes you to reach climax/orgasm
Example 1:

Dave: Tim, that new BMW M3 is so freaken sexy man.
Tim: I know man I just want to fuck it in the tailpipe.
Dave: You better be careful bro you'll get arrested in this state for automobiliality!

Example 2:

Guy: DAMN! That Lamborghini is so freaken hot It makes me wanna jizz all over the hood.

Example 3:

Girl: OMG That sound of that Ferrari's engine is making me so wet i wanna just bend over in front of it.
automobiliality by CraziPali December 22, 2009

automobiliaphilia 

Also known as automotive fetishism. This is the name used to describe a fetishistic attraction for engaging in sexual acts in motorized vehicles.
My boyfriend said he has these fantasies about doing all these sexual things with me in his car, he's such an automobiliaphiliac
automobiliaphilia by Xander H February 26, 2015
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026