Autopus 

The ability to get automatic pussy from a girl. Usually used in comparison to having to earn it at a party or club. Autopus is head whenever you want it, without any effort. It must be established before one reaches that level, but after that it's as easy as it comes.

Victor: Yo man wanna hit the bar?
Antwan: I don't really need to go through all that trouble, I'll get autopus from Nicole later.
Victor: That's true, sucks that Kim is hooking up with a different guy now.

Autopus by acjvdv March 4, 2014

Autobesity

The trend of vehicles growing larger and heavier as people want to drive oversized vehicles they don't really need.

Examples are people who buy four-door pickup trucks to occasionally haul a bag of dirt from home depot. Or drive a large SUV to the bus stop because they're afraid to let their two children walk by themselves.

I see that guy drive his huge SUV everyday to work by himself. He has never taken it off-roading, he just bought it because he has autobesity.

Autobesity by Wordiculous July 17, 2023

Autobukkake 

The act of jizzing all over your own face, usually with the help of complex apparatus (ie: constructed in your parent's basement).

Johnny: "Where is Stanley today? I didn't see him at the office."
Turddigger: "He took the day off. I heard he finished building his autobukkake device over the weekend, so he's probably at home moisturizing his face."

Autobukkake by mrjack9 September 15, 2010

autofustigate 

To beat yourself with a stick or a club.

I like to autofustigate.

autofustigate by Raych December 20, 2004

Autobum 

The seam down the back of a tight skirt on a woman whose ass is full of cellulite. The seam follows the line of her ass crack, thus resembling the Autobahn.

Mary may have looked good in that skirt in 1988, but today she’s sporting a Autobum.

Autobum by Carl Stawicki February 6, 2009

autobullshit 

Condition, usually affecting women who are emotionally upset, which manifest it self when subject automatically replies "bullshit" to anything their spouse, boyfriend or partner says without pausing to consider what has been said, only that said spouse, boyfriend or partner has said something.

A person being autobullshitted usually has no idea what the hell he did wrong to begin with. Trying to find out usually makes thing worse.

The autobullshitting phase may go away as suddenly as it came.

Dave: I love you.
Sarah: Bullshit!

Dave: this milk is low fat
Sarah: fucking bullshit!!

Dave: did you hear the one about dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?
Sarah: bullshiiiiiiiit!!!!!1

Dave: 6 x 7 = 42.
Sarah: you asshole that's so fucking bullshit!! bullshit! bullshit! bullshit! u suck!!

Frank: could I have another slice of that marvellous pie?
Sarah: why of course.
Dave: ou. me too.
Sarah: Bullshit!

Dave: why are you so pissed at me??? whatever it is, I'm sorry! I'll do anything you want! say anything you want... but please stop..
Sarah: how the fuck can you pretend not to know?? bullshit!!

Dave: really dear, your autobullshit is getting tiresome. goodbye.
Sarah: bullsh-- hey, wait. where are you going? honey?
Dave: *slams door*

autobullshit by uselessponko August 25, 2009

autopussy 

A girl who one has the opportunity to have sex with no matter what when she is around.

I can fuck this girl whenever I wan't. I got autopussy this weekend.

Autopussy is in town tonight, cant wait to get my nut!

autopussy by jmoriart December 2, 2010