Top Definition
The act of jizzing all over your own face, usually with the help of complex apparatus (ie: constructed in your parent's basement).
Johnny: "Where is Stanley today? I didn't see him at the office."
Turddigger: "He took the day off. I heard he finished building his autobukkake device over the weekend, so he's probably at home moisturizing his face."
by mrjack9 September 13, 2010

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