by Teddy Bundy July 26, 2006
A coloured pancake lady who, with the a gap in her front teeth, and the right hair style, can look like Condolessa Rice. In the earlier sketches of Auntie Jemima she is an older woman, but as society became more demanding the picture has been modified to a sexy woman at the tender age of 70. Her "syrup" is really all the "-glouscoses" mixed with water.
It is a common misconception that Aunt Jemima is married to Uncle Ben (hence their daughter Condolessa Rice), but she is actually a lesbien and is with Betty Crocker... now THAT'S some food for though!
by kuckapoo February 14, 2007
a sexual pleasuring when the man pours Aunt Jemima Syrup on his penis and than fucks the girl with it. He than eats her out and eats the Aunt Jemima from her vagina.
Yo man, i took that broad in that room and gave her the old Aunt Jemima.
I'd like to Aunt Jemima the shit out of her.
I'd like to Aunt Jemima the shit out of her.
by Christian Dileo October 4, 2008
A religion that has come a long way with the Stwabewweeh Empire over many years. We as Jemimimians have many genders such as Inflatable Raft and Jelly Filled Doughnut.
My god is Aunt Jemima
by xXX_HAXOR_MLG_420_XXx February 23, 2017
by b. hanback February 17, 2008
A bowl/bucketful of fresh piss and diarrhea, poured over someone's head like syrup over a stack of pancakes.
Non-Sexual: The juvenile miscreants were so vile that they gave a boat full of tourists a Steaming Aunt Jemima as it passed beneath bridge on which they stood.
Sexual: Their favorite type foreplay progressed over time from anal fingering, to a Glass Bottom Boat, then a Hot Carl, and finally ending up as a Steaming Aunt Jemima because they were some seriously fucked individuals.
Sexual: Their favorite type foreplay progressed over time from anal fingering, to a Glass Bottom Boat, then a Hot Carl, and finally ending up as a Steaming Aunt Jemima because they were some seriously fucked individuals.
by Captain Sodomy October 11, 2006
Steve:**poops in hand**
Jerry: **unknowingly grabs hand**
Steve:**laughs**
Jerry:"Awwwwwww!!!! was that poop?!?
Steve:AUNT JEMIMA HANDSHAKE!! **runs away**
Jerry: **unknowingly grabs hand**
Steve:**laughs**
Jerry:"Awwwwwww!!!! was that poop?!?
Steve:AUNT JEMIMA HANDSHAKE!! **runs away**
by Wienerschnitzal February 28, 2010