aubesian 

"There is a device <centaurs> use <to wipe themselves in the bathroom>, it's called an aubesian - it's a stainless steel telescoping rod, with gripper claws, and a sort of toggle line that allows you to move the paper back and forth." --Saturday Night Live, "Centaur Job Interview," 5/19/01

Cheiron, do you want to go with me to Aubesians & Such? There's one on 57th Street.

aubesian by DavidK93 May 8, 2004

AUBsession 

A condition that exists primarily among worshipers of the football program of the University of Alabama @ Tuscaloosa,(UAT). This Aubsession presents constant posts on forums and blogs about Auburn. The afflicted are more concerned about Auburn issues than their own team, family,school, or country. While prevelant among most Bama fans it is most severe among the UAT dirt road alumni, also known a bamerNeks or just Neks. Neks are UAT fans, that never went to school at UAT, worshiped Bear Bryant and now the Second Coming, Nick Saban, have never been to a UAT game, and couldn't find Tuscaloosa with a Garmin GPS. (They dont know what a GPS is). They live in constant fear their world will end if Alabama loses a football game to Auburn.

Your AUBsession is duly noted.

AUBsess much bamerNek?

AUBsession by HonestBroker July 25, 2009

Aubie

A desperate term used by fans of the University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa (UAT) to describe fans of the dominant program in the state of Alabama, Auburn University. The term is rooted in a deep frustration by a fan base that can neither deal with the fact that they are a second-rate academic and athletic institution, nor that no one besides themselves care that they were fantastic in the 30's, 60's, and 70's. The term is further fueled by rage that a generation of fans are growing up during a time when Auburn has won more games and SEC Championships than Alabama and that the former is not only not afraid of the latter, but sees the latter as its third biggest rival (behind Louisiana State University and the University of Georgia).

I guess those Aubies will go celebrate another win against us by throwing buttwipe paper in the trees at Toomer's. Let's go watch a tape of the 1979 Sugar Bowl.

Aubie by TigerCav June 24, 2006

arbies

Similar to the restaraunt with the same namesake used to define vaginal lips that look like roast beef flaps

When I went down on her i was thinking arbies.

arbies by cupcake68 July 12, 2009

Aubierge 

Aubierge is not a common name but it means someone who is nice caring and likes to know the person before showing her or his true self. That person is very pretty and caring. She is also so funny. Don't make her mad very often of she'll stop trusting you.

Jim; I cheated on Aubierge and I told her she was so mad... I regret it
Phil: Well.. You had your chance.. My turn!

Aubierge by Lilyyyyy765 June 21, 2018

Aumies

Yogis who chant aum or practice yoga together.

Shiva and I are aumies.

Aumies by R41nb0wM4g3 April 18, 2019

abbies

A term used by researchers studying the aging population to describe Aging Baby Boomers. Hence the word ABBies.

The life expectancy of abbies has increased 2.2 years since 1990.

abbies by Notorious B.R.I. June 29, 2006