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Skype Attire 

The clothing that a person wears when using Skype or any other webcam-based communication. It consists of looking great from the waist up, but usually wearing sweat pants or no pants at all.
I put on make up and a nice shirt, my Skype Attire, for the video conference, yet I went completely naked from the waist down. Of course, no one knew because they only see the top half of me!!!!
Skype Attire by iviesmith September 29, 2011
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chic attire 

Typically reserved for promoted events' dress code. Means upscale and stylish clothing. IE, no sports wear, saggin' pants, or Jersey shore douchbag shirts, or loud rave like attire. Basically looking like you are educated, have a real job, and actually can dress like a responsible adult looking to have a good time out whether it's a evening event or a daytime pool party.
"Daytime chic attire expected"
chic attire by OaklandSlider July 19, 2013

Sex Attire 

Clothes that make you look handsome as fuck; dress pants, dress shirt, tie, and as always your business socks along with some fancy shoes.
Man, yo' suit is fuckin' sexy, that's some classy ass sex attire yo' wearin'.

Quarantine attire 

Black leggings not washed in four days with scgayed knees ,dirty white pit stained tank and camo hoodie
Girl what you wearing today...you know classic quarantine attire

Laundry Day Attire 

What you wear when you are down to your last set of clean clothes.
Why are you wearing sweat pants and a dress shirt?

It's my laundry day attire!

scrotal attire 

Fancy decorative clothing for a mans genitals, usually worn for special occasions. Scrotal attire can be underwear, jewelry, or a weave.
Becky- hey have you found any scrotal attire for the wedding yet?

Mark- yep! I bedazzled my homemade cod piece.
scrotal attire by Magik Marker February 9, 2014
Noun(fml or rhet) clothes; dress;
wearing formal attire.
attire by Nondi October 5, 2016