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Artesians 

Little people of most any description, seen only by rednecks in old Oly commercials.
Artesians are from Artesia, and they come up through Artesian wells at night.
Artesians by Downstrike December 26, 2004

artesian well

Artesian wells are named after the town of Artois in France, where the first one was drilled in 1126. The technique used was percussion drilling in which a rod with a hard iron cutting edge is placed in the bore hole and repeatedly struck with a hammer.


The name is now applied to wells of reasonable depth that produce water without the need for pumping.
This first artesian well was dug by the Carthusian monks. The bore was only a few inches in diameter, but the well penetrated strata impermeable to water reaching a lower layer of strata containing water under pressure. The water rose in the bore hole and flowed spontaneously out of it. ]
artesian well by Plinius September 25, 2005

Artesian 

A sexy beautiful man that knows the wonders of the musical world. He is an angel from heaven. He has a sexy ass body. He is very stuck in his ways but once open to the world, finds it more than he ever imagined. Stubborn. Truthful, but a good liar. The person who invented sex.
I love Artesian he is the greatest
Artesian by ABCDE123456 February 4, 2010
A super hot girl of either Hispanic or African American decent.
Many girls do not like her but she doesn't let it slow her down.
She is very seductive and alot of guys try and date her. She is very picky and has a slight case of ADHD
She has MANY friends and is remembered by everyone she meets.
Boy number one: Hey did you see Aresia today? She bangin'!
Boy2: Yeah bro, but I can't tell if she is black or mexican!
Aresia by billybob258 January 26, 2011

Artesia High School 

A school located in Artesia, California as part of the ABC Unified School District. Defined as one of the worst high schools in the district. About 95% are Mexican and African american while the other 5% may be part of the other ethnic groups out there. Contains a notable alumni in James Harden, an NBA Player that is an all star. Contains a Security guard on campus while school is in session due to the fact of many gang related activities.
I go to Artesia High School and It is really easy

Artesian Fudgeball

Verb: a once in a lifetime sexual intercourse. It occurs when a man has explosively chunky diarrhea and gets into a doggie style position with the ass slightly raised. He then proceeds to project the contents of his anus into the gaping mouth of his partner.
My partner and I made a huge mess last night while practicing the Artesian Fudgeball. It was totally worth it though, since it's an extra-rare occasion.