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lolcoholic's anonymsn 

When a lolcoholic didcovers that they have a problem they always have the option of using the heavenly service of lolcoholic's anonymsn.
*Simulated Lolcoholic's Anonymsn Meeting*

exloller 1 says at 11:12- So how did you get hooked?
exloller 2 says at 11:13- Too many lolcopops, what got you?
exloller 1 says at 11:14- I just liked riding the LOLcopter, lololol; oh no i couldn't help myself!
exloller 2 says at 11:25-lol, I think we need to go back to lolhab
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synonyms and antonyms 

To start off, what exactly ARE synonyms? Synonyms are words, morphemes or phrases that mean the exact or nearly the same as another word, morpheme, or phrase! For example, the word ‘colourful’ has many different antonyms (for example: bright, dramatic, vivid, striking and so on)! Antonyms on the other hand are the opposite to another word, phrase or morpheme. A few example of this is the word small is an antonym to the word big, the word wet is an antonym to dry, the word clean is an antonym to the word dirty et cetra! You can thank me later.
Going back to synonyms, some synonyms actually improve the sentence, for example:

Boring sentence: The small mouse walked down the path

Now all you need to do is slap in a few better words to replace the bad ones!

Good sentence: The microscopic mouse scurried down the dirty suburbs.

So, if we know what synonyms can do, what about antonyms? We know that antonyms can actually make a sentence the exact opposite! We know this because:

Sentence one: The big elephant walked slowly through the jungle.

Sentence two: The small meerkat ran quickly through the desert.

That’s all! Thankyou for looking and I hope this helped you!
Person: Can you tell me what ‘synonyms and an antonyms are?!
Alien: Just look on urban dictionary!
Person: Oh yeahhhh…
Person: (looks)!
Alien:Synonyms and Antonyms are…. Oh yeah! Synonyms are words that’re the same and antonyms are words that’re the opposite! Person: Thankyou so very much!
Alien: Anytime! Sike!
Alien:(takes over earth)
AHHHHHH!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026