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ALL THINGS NOT WEEZER. A place where you go and write about writing on a message board. also, a place where you lie about who you are: "ASL: 22/f/ny.. ttly hot, imo." a total waste of time. It's sadly addicting and after 5 years, people are still on it. The "popular people" are mods or the annoying picture whore people. Some memorable people are: Josh (the curtain), sophi, curlyhare, johnny, graham, val and that "bitch" kd. It's embarasing to know so much about it. It's weird. Don't go. If you do, don't tell your friends.. but you probably don't have many if you do go.
I used to be a boardie on ATNW, i was wheezeforweezer.
by =alice= March 21, 2006
 
1.
All Things Not Weezer.
We pwn the 50 cent board.
by tacotacotaco July 01, 2004
 
2.
An intensely addictive message board which has glued many a person to his/her computer for hours at a time, and removing them of an outside social life.
Why go to homecoming when I can go to ATNW?
by Chalupa October 27, 2003
 
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A formally awesome message board. The format for the board changed in 2005 and many boardies left. Since then many ATNW alternatives have been created, most notably Weezernation and =WF
I miss the old atnw, now I go to Weezernation instead
by Barbara Siemens April 10, 2005
 
4.
A highly addictive internet messageboard.

See also:
Addiction, Heroin, Cocaine, Nicotine.
I was on ATNW last night.
by fatboyslimlp December 04, 2003
 
5.
The All Things Not Weezer bulletin board. Need be more said?
I've lost many an hour frequenting ATNW.
by OtherRealChris March 11, 2003
 
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The highly addictive message board for the coolest people in the world. We are superior to anything and everything else.
ATNW is cooler than your mom.
by Elley Chaos April 25, 2003
 
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A bunch of dorks with way too much god damned time on their hands.
You guys are such dorks for writing a definition to "ATNW." No wonder I'm there so much.
by geeksweater October 06, 2004