Seemed like a good idea at the time

a valid excuse for a really bad mistake, can only be used once

Wife: I cant believe you had sex with those two strippers, then you had the nerve to bring them to the house and make them breakfast.

Husband: Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Wife: I bet it did, it was a bad idea and you are a ass hole for thing it was

Husband: Well, that did not cross my mind at the time. I never banged to hot bitches at the same time and two bitches at the same time is always a good idea.

Rumored to be what Bill Clinton said when asked about Monica Lewinsky during his 1999 impeachment hearing.

Seemed like a good idea at the time by Dave Lickersnach April 8, 2015

look at the time 

something to say to save yourself from an awkward moment

guy 1: so do you like feet?
guy 2: umm.....yes?
guy 1: nice
guy 2: ...
guy 1: ...
guy 2: oh, look at the time!

look at the time by MyNameIsCabbage April 26, 2011

Get a perfect erection at the time of physical intimacy 

Get a perfect erection at the time of physical intimacy
Cenforce contains an active ingredient Sildenafil 100 mg. It works by inhibiting the role of the PDE-5 enzyme. The role of cGMP increases which further relaxes the smooth muscles thereby pushing an ample amount of blood towards the penis. In the end, you are able to get a perfect erection at the time of physical intimacy.
A man named David was very sexually active. But at the time of intercourse, his penis used to become soft. Due to this, he was not able to have satisfactory sex with his partner. He consulted a physician for this problem. His physician recommended him to take Aurogra 100 mg. He was amazed after using this medicine as his problem of soft erection vanished away soon after introducing this medicine in his life. Now he and his partner both are fully satisfied with their sexual life.

Get a perfect erection at the time of physical intimacy

Get a perfect erection at the time of physical intimacy by ysmeds August 1, 2020

Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny and Canny at the Same Time 

This is like the fusion sequel of the meme Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny where Mr. Incredible progressively becomes more and more traumatized and ascends simultaneously, which can lead to him becoming potentially insane both inside and outside the mortal realm and the universe itself.

The meme has reached the point where people fusing the same level of phases of 2 versions of Mr. Incredible Becoming ??? Memes combined to uniquely milk the meme. This form of the Mr. Incredible meme is only used in template-like formats.

Has the meme died yet?

Nope, there's Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny and Canny at the Same Time, giving more people ideas to uniquely milk the meme

Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny and Canny at the Same Time by SBG times March 19, 2023

shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time 

no longer have the will to live

“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”

“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”

shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time by glyz December 11, 2022

can't walk and chew gum at the same time 

A person who is extremely clumsy, or who often is sporting bandages covering minor injuries, might be said to be incapable of "walking and chewing gum at the same time".

After the third time in one month that the new office assistant was electrocuted while trying to clear a paper jam in the office copier, the supervisor shook his head and asked the Personnel office to move the employee to another department with no machinery in it, as "this guy can't walk and chew gum at the same time".

can't walk and chew gum at the same time by ctsurv553 October 15, 2015

At the right time 

A response to a well-pondered question that the responder thinks is a philosophical response when really is completely useless.

Jack: Hey Jill, when should I ask her out on a date?

Jill: At the right time.

Jack: When the hell is that. . .?

At the right time by §amurai April 23, 2010