flying to the sun at midnight 

Phrase meaning that someone is undertaking a ridiculous task with no possibility of success. To try to do something that is beyond common sense.

Mark invested all of his money in Enron stocks, after it had collapsed. He was flying to the sun at midnight.

flying to the sun at midnight by Cicero January 25, 2005

Tacos at midnight

The act of straddling your partner's face, wrapping your scrotum completely around their nose to prevent nasal breathing and farting into their open mouth.

Everything was going great with this girl until I tried tacos at midnight on her. I didn't think it would be a wet one.

Tacos at midnight by tsotg December 30, 2014

the duck quacks at midnight 

Oh, it will.

The duck quacks at midnight.

the duck quacks at midnight by Maeve R April 18, 2004

The black cow flies at midnight 

The black cow flies at midnight means anything you want. Also used for guy code, "is your girlfriend, wife, significant other around"? This phrase is used to check if the coast is clear.

This phrase is also used to speak in code for any real day situation: is the black cow flying at midnight?

Examples: when you don't want people around to know what you are talking about.

Yo bro, the black cow flies at midnight?

Yup

Ok let me know when your girlfriend leaves.....

The black cow flies at midnight by Bigdogdaddy13 January 26, 2013

The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight 

A phrase created on Reddit.com used to distinguish redditors from people with actual lives.

The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight test:
Person 1-"When does the Narwhal bacon?"
Person 2-"At midnight!"
Person 3-"I wish you two had dignity..."

The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight by HerpDerpington1234 July 14, 2011

Snickers at Midnight 

1. When a male places his scrotum in a womens mouth (nuts) while shitting a log on her neck (chocolate bar) and jerking off on her forehead (caramel). All three are essential elements of creating the Snickers at Midnight.

2. A much needed sugar high for both energy and warmth when waking up freezing in the middle of the night; typically when winter camping.

Last weekend while camping with my girlfriend she woke up in the middle of the night and craved some chocolate. I gladly served her a Snickers at Midnight.

Snickers at Midnight by Eves Pillson March 24, 2011

the celery dances at midnight 

redundant answer to an obfuscated question

"What's the meaning of it all?"

"Does the celery not dance at midnight?"

the celery dances at midnight by Arunabh Das March 6, 2005