Asvamedha 

The ancient Aryan horse sacrifice.

Asvamedha was a Hindu, Vedic, ritual of horse sacrifice. It was performed by kings as a symbolic representation of their supreme power and authority, and, sometimes, for such blessings as the birth of a son to ensure succession. For the previous year the chosen horse wondered unmolested as he pleased in a pasture while protected by an armed guard. If he trespassed into another kingdom, the ruler was obliged to fight to keep the animal or surrender him. At the end of year the animal was brought back to the capital with appropriate ceremony, and sacrificed along with other animals. The fertility of this ceremony is evident from the way in which, symbolically, the senior queen would lie beside the dead horse. Jaya Sinah II of Jaipur was the last prince to perform this ceremony in the 18th century.

Asvamedha by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 30, 2010

ASVAB Waiver 

Someone in the military who scored low on the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (ASVAB) yet was still allowed to join based on the approval of a waiver.

Term used to imply someone is of substandard intelligence.

I can't believe he loaded all those bullets in the magazine backwards.

I know! He must have been an ASVAB Waiver..

ASVAB Waiver by NoMotards December 16, 2011

ASVAB 

Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery
after joining the military its a test you take to see what jobs you qualify for

sweet dude i passed the ASVAB
now i can be a cook!

ASVAB by laxmiddie10 October 6, 2008

ash jk asvais

its when you wanna spam HASHASHAHSAHSH but have shitty typing so you get a monstrocity that is called "ash jk asvais"

Person A: That fucking bidet hit my ass so hard I might as well have lost my anal virginity
Person B: ASH JK ASVAIS

Person A: the fuck does that mean
Person B: ASH JK ASVAIS

ash jk asvais by peepeecummy April 25, 2022

asvackahbackenation 

a nation that has 90% of its population eating 60 tons of poo each day for a living.

I love my asvackahbackenation!

asvackahbackenation by psendrom June 8, 2021

asvad 

its short for "steven here"

guys is asvad?

asvad by Hassan Zawg December 23, 2024