Skip to main content

astropologist

Astropologists are known for defending the actions of the professional MLB team named the Houston Astros. This team cheated its way to a World Series in 2017 using live video feed to steal signs and relay them to the hitter by banging a trash can in their dugout. They bizarrely did not face punishment from the chickenshit weak commissioner of baseball Rob Manfred.
What do you mean stealing signs illegally so the batter knows what pitch is coming didn’t provide an advantage? You’re just an astropologist

astropot 

yo this g 13 is tight yo astropot
astropot by potsmoker July 28, 2006

Astroponics 

AS•TRO•PON•ICS |\, a-stre-'°a°-niks
(e should be backwards & the e in pa should have 2 dots on top instead of the two dots I used two degree symbols.)

: specialty life support systems for the production of plant and animal products in microgravity, lunar, or Martian environments.
Lynn and Betty were working in the astroponics bay right after landing on Mars.

astropothitle 

The act of saying something so obscure, and having people believe it makes sense, that it becomes a sensation of the internet, and then the world
He said something so magnificent, it became an astropothitle!
astropothitle by EpicPikaJew July 2, 2012

AstroPortlon 

A titkoker who got 30k fans from a video giving his friends robux and now loses 100 a day because he didn’t give his fans any
Oh you unfollowed AstroPortlon because he didn’t give you robux too?
AstroPortlon by Portlon November 27, 2020

Astropopoli 

It works in theory without defying the laws of physics.
Time-travel is not astropopoli. Flying once was astropopoli but now it isn´t.
Astropopoli by ZFCash April 23, 2019