Someone whos penis is so big, when it gets an erection, it seems to go into space, like an astronaut.
Once I took off his pants, I knew i had met a cock astronaut.
by His Airness Dos June 11, 2006
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Occurs when a woman is preforming oral sex on a man, and the man then ejaculates in the womans hair, creating a cheese like mess on her head.
"...im gonna cum! oops"
"it's in my hair!"
"mmm, astronaut cheese."
by indiekid December 18, 2008
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4 oz. bottle of tussin non-drowsy DXM 15 mg
2 hydrocodone 7.5
energy drink of your choose

first crush up the hydrocodone into a fine powder
put the powder in an empty cup. then you put the tussin in followed by the energy drink. stir drink and enjoy

the non drowsy will keep you awake so you can have an aware dxm trip. the codone add a wonder body high of euphoria which mixes with the dxm high causes almost a strange shroom trip feeling. the engery drink adds to the awareness
by hahahaieiei June 24, 2006
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When you're puke drunk and making out with someone then you vomit uncontrollably into their mouth.
Guy 1: What happened with that chick you took into your room? She ran out fast. Guy 2: I gave her astronaut food.
by herpderpdorpderp July 28, 2011
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when you put a fish bowl on a very ugly person's head and proceed to fuck them like a gorilla getting ready for a space mission.

Usually involves cuming in the fishbowl while holding them upside down by one leg and spinning them around in a circle
"hey you know Cherry?"
"Yeah"
"I gave that bitch a Gorilla Astronaut last night"
"cool"
by Myn Odu Esp December 31, 2010
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The worst song to ever exist. It’s another one of those rap artists trying to throw country into the mix and the lyrics don’t even make any sense?
Doug: “Hey John did you hear the song Astronaut in the Ocean yet?”
John: “You mean that one song that has the lyrics: When your brain goes numb, you call that mental freeze, that doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.”
Doug: Yup you’ve heard it.
by Matthewmcconaughey May 22, 2021
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One who cannot control when his penis becomes erect and resembles a rocket taking off into space.
Taco Terry met us at the strip club and walked around the club with a boner all night long, what an astronaut cock.
by Peachez-757-23336 November 28, 2017
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