The Astrachan 

The act of licking ones own genitalia, especially while under a great deal of peer pressure to perform said act.

Jacob: DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!
Ben: I'll only do it if you call me legend.
*performs The Astrachan*
Jacob: Awwww that's nasty, man!
Brian: Shit, I missed it, do it again!

The Astrachan by coolcalmpete May 14, 2011

astrothunder

One of the best tracks on Travis Scott’s “ASTROWORLD”, a lowkey song with great discography, produced by Frank Dukes, John Mayer, Monstercat and Travis himself.

“Yo bro have you heard ASTROTHUNDER” “Yea dude definitely a top 10 Travis song”

astrothunder by Bigboyshyguy August 19, 2020

astroman

A sexually confused man that makes references to space docking.

Chad aka "astroman", has a space docking fetish.

astroman by rubberduckey November 24, 2009

Astrocunt 

A cunt with heavily applied astroglide often accompanied by an astroglide ponytail. In short, a dirty cunt.

"Last night, I fucked an astrocunt, and I literally came in 30 seconds."

Astrocunt by notoriousRIP April 6, 2009

Astroman

An evil man who appears in little scrawny skater boys closets, makes them take off all of their clothes and hide under the covers until morning.

"OH NO, HE'S BACK!"
"Who?"
"I"M CALLING THE POLICE, IT'S ASTROMAN!"

Astroman by helen_the_hippo March 10, 2021

man or astroman 

The band that takes surf rock to a whole different level - into space.
Gotta love 'em.

Within the mainframe, impaired vision from inoperable cataracts can become a new impending nepotism

Phillip K. Dick in the pet section of Wal-Mart

man or astroman by The one who knows best January 19, 2004

astroplane 

To reach a euphoric state of consciousness while attaining a oneness with self.

The boy had finally done it, having experienced the love of a woman for the first time, he begain to astroplane as he fell into a deep sleep.

astroplane by Lincoln Thompson November 22, 2006