Double-duece asswhoopin' 

A double-duece asswhoopin' is a undeniable defeat handed to one person, or group of persons. It doesn't necessarily apply to fighting. It can apply to just about any sort of contest, be it, a spelling bee, a hockey game, a drinking contest, or anything where one can lose.

Be advised: A double-duece asswhoopin' only applies when the defeat is embarrasingly one-sided

The Sharks laid down the Double-duece asswhoopin' on the Detroit redwings with the 7-0 shut-out game!

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I laid down the Double-duece asswhoopin' in beerpong last night! My opponent left so drunk he couldn't even remember his name, while I actually had to order beer since he didn't once land a ball in a cup. Everyone was laughing their asses off!

Double-duece asswhoopin' by king sizzle May 21, 2010

Ass whoopin 

A beating

Imma give you an ass whooping when we get home

Ass whoopin by Me=word plug June 10, 2018

Ass Whoopin 

Beating somebody's ass with the broom, the shoe, or the extension cord since you have been disrespectful in a whole new way

Get your ass over here! You're about to get an Ass Whoopin boy!

Ass Whoopin by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 3, 2016

asswhooper 

1. One that initiates many beatdowns
2. the skinny end of a broken oar

1. crowbar was a real asswhooper when he was in WCW
2. Fouts awoke kent by whacking him on the leg with asswhooper.

asswhooper by Dr. Disque January 10, 2004

Asswhoopery 

The state of fighting or being a fighter especially in relation to one's fighting ability.

Larry's efforts to combine jiu jitsu and capoeira have made him even more highly skilled at asswhoopery.

Asswhoopery by Praxist January 20, 2010

asswhoopinworthy 

When someone does something so infuriating that breaking the law is the last thing on your mind.

My kid hit me in the face with a rock. This is so asswhoopinworthy!

asswhoopinworthy by TheSpacedCowboy August 11, 2016

jasper county asswhooping

Jasper ass whooping is when your whole life you have lived in a place where being a total fucking asshole.You run your dickhole thinking you know everything about everything. FINALLY THE BIGGEST BONE CRUSHER THERE.WILL GIVE YOU THE WORST JASPER COUNTY ASSWHOOPING YOU HAVE EVER HAD.EVEN STICKS HIS BIG FOOT UP YOUR CRY BABY PUSSY ASS.

Damn I am getting so fucking tired of this cock suckers big mouth as soon as I get room..He's getting a jasper county asswhooping

jasper county asswhooping by Nick Danger Brother January 6, 2022