jasper county asswhooping

Jasper ass whooping is when your whole life you have lived in a place where being a total fucking asshole.You run your dickhole thinking you know everything about everything. FINALLY THE BIGGEST BONE CRUSHER THERE.WILL GIVE YOU THE WORST JASPER COUNTY ASSWHOOPING YOU HAVE EVER HAD.EVEN STICKS HIS BIG FOOT UP YOUR CRY BABY PUSSY ASS.

Damn I am getting so fucking tired of this cock suckers big mouth as soon as I get room..He's getting a jasper county asswhooping

jasper county asswhooping by Nick Danger Brother January 6, 2022

asswhuppin' 

Intense physical retribution involving heavy bruising put upon a person in need of a life lesson in civility, politeness and manners.

Kenny King put an asswhuppin' on Larry.

asswhuppin' by harry flashman July 13, 2003

tuckahoe ass whipping

A rather intense retaliation to something such as stealing beer, or insulting one's girlfriend. Exact details are sketchy because the recipient usually suffers memory loss, but it is beleived to include a tree, a chain, and a pickup truck. Delivered in the back woods of Tuckahoe, NJ.

After his tuckahoe ass whipping, he became quite the gentleman.

tuckahoe ass whipping by corbincitykiller July 23, 2006

asswhooping 

To brutally maul/beat.

(1)Daddy gave you an asswhooping for burning his toast.
(2)"You're gettin' an asswhooping when I get over there."

asswhooping by BarcodeFetus July 7, 2003

ass whipping insurance 

1. A precaution you take before getting an ass whooping.

2. What you buy before you get your ass whooped.

1. "Before we fight, you better get some ass wipping insurance and get drunk!"

2. "You better have some ass whipping insurance, cause you getting ready to pay a deductible....nigga!

ass whipping insurance by Desmond Shoals April 9, 2008

assripping 

when your sitting on the toilet and your not sure what hole its going to come out of.

Once upon a time I discovered assripping. I ate some mexican food, it came out of my butt then i didnt have enough time to wipe and i turned around and threw up and got poop all over the cabinets.

assripping by Gregory Korman April 16, 2008

asswhuppin 

what happens after you come home the next day after being out all night without an excuse

oh shit nigga i heard that asswhuppin all the way from down the block!

asswhuppin by lil eazy423 March 5, 2009