Asswash

The toilet water that splashes in and around your ass when your poop lands in the toilet.

Random Guy: "Ohh man, this burrito is gonna be the cause of some major Asswash in a few hours".

Random Girl: "Ewwwww gross!?%$^!!".

Asswash by eys cela May 17, 2011

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Asswards

This word borrowed from the expression very frequently used in Argentina "PARA EL LADO DEL ORTO/CULO"... which means "really bad"=Towards the ass

How did you do at the exam?
ASSWARDS... I got a 1.

How are you feeling today?
ASSWARDS... i can't stop feeling sick.

Asswards by Hernux April 24, 2011

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Same as backward but adds the level of stupidity or intensity of pain in it.

He fell assward. He was driving assward.

Assward by bretfort October 3, 2008

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The pairing of Ciarass and Stewart. ;p

Cirass (on her phone): Love you!
Stewart (on his phone): Love you too.
Abby (on Cirass' other phone): ASSWART! (hangs up)

asswart by Abby&Chloe September 25, 2010

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Late English. meaning: Really fucked up. My dad and his beer invented back asswards.

That mother fucker never figured that shit out.

He has it all fucking back asswards.

What a fucking prick.

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To head in the general directions of booty.

lets go asswards to the other side of the club.

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Definitely something you don't wanna have.
If you stumbled upon this definition via google, I wish ye all the good luck. That's gotta hurt?

Shit those asswarts are exploding again!

asswart by Oil Derrick April 12, 2009

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